[Verse 1] I know a girl who thinks of ghosts She'll make ya breakfast She'll make ya toast She don't use bu*ter She don't use cheese She don't use jelly Or any of these She uses vaseline Vaseline Vaseline [Verse 2] I know a guy who goes to shows When he's at home and he blows his nose He don't use tissues or his sleeve He don't use napkins or any of these He uses magazines Magazines Magazines Magazines Magazines [Verse 3] I know a girl who reminds me of cher (reminds me of cher) She's always changing (she's always changing) The color of her hair (color of her hair) She don't use nothing That ya buy at the store She likes her hair to be real orange She uses tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines Tangerines