The Flaming Lips - Tasered and Maced lyrics

Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you But cops don't do that And, and, and I found out the hard way But, but they proceeded to tell an old lady to go back inside And right when they were fixing to go through the door They fold the door down and slam me on the ground Slam me, slam me Needless to say the crowd went crazy And so did the cops, they were in a frenzy They came in and started macing everybody About that time, macing Bombing, macing, whatever you need to bug …you the bugs all night, your house So he comes through the conference room With coffee on the back Without even thinking And my primal rage stage I was inebriated with alcohol That was it, that was it And young, young vitality, vitality And I don't even think, and I grab the cop from behind And he, and he was like what are you doing man? And he started to mace me right in my face Not even in the foot, away from my face So I stop thinking, I just take off running I was actually high-stepping, it was like My buddy said he saw me, and I was like he saw some Long legged creature just like He took a base high stepping Going down sixth street, stop tinkling So I stopped and turned around Well it's a funny thing when your friends are chasing you Like you hit one of them in the balls and stuff like that Most times they'll stop chasing you after a while when they can't catch you But cops don't do that, and, and, and I found out the hard way Because they caught me, because they caught me Fantastic but I can't catch them Needless to say i turned around And ṗroceeded to take me to the ground And taser me, taser me, taser me Tasered and maced pretty good