You have to be joking They wouldn't do what you said Oh, my vision is blurred again You have to be kiddin' me They wouldn't do those unspeakable things Oh, my Jesus It's worse than you think Stood here in the morning Got no science to explain Seems to me that God and the devil Are both the same You have to be lyin' They wouldn't do what you told me about Oh, my vision is blurred again [2x]