The Feminists - Natalie Portman lyrics

[Intro: Sample] Alright, co*k meat sandwich time [Viva] Feminists Shout out to Zoe Klementovski [Verse 1: Viva] Let's get it straight (Me?) I'm the cure for cancer My professors want to s** my dick Because I'm so handsome I'm the answer Independent flow But I roll so tandem With Alec on the go Starting pande-monium Rich girls are like "I can't stand them" Still we boning them Dick size you can't fathom Imagine: (What?) thirty pound co*k First date, moist pubs Yeah b**hes be throwing tantrums Creeping in your house While you're sleeping like Santa Drunk off the vodka Jim Bean, and Fanta Walking around campus Skull candy to the Hipster hypocritical Bullsh** that is Hampshire With Carl in the car, cold tea and Planters Pesto bud smoking trees like it's Jan term Raps backfire Faster than my satire Eat your baby's face On a plate: I'm a vampire I get a f**ing blumpkin In a quagmire Then woo her in With a flat tire Take her back behind the car And express interest in meeting her family Then c****le that b**h from Amelie Yeah, it's the following I don't give a f**, I snort Dramamine French kiss while I'm f**ing vomiting an*l s** with all the Oscar nominees My life's awesome, all I eat is p**y and collard greens, and All I do is rap and read about astronomy My dick's not big Actually I need smaller jeans I wish I was taller but f** it Your girl's calling me Dead a hipster every day Yeah, what the problem is [Bridge: Sample] I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti [Verse: Alec] Hit the 40oz hard Then I hit the floor hard Pa**ed out and f**ed hard Like I just got my report card Woke up drunk, wet Blunt to the face Laced with ket Now I'm catching hep-c From the bu*t s** Great, all my rubbers out of date f**, what's next Everybody at Hampshire is going to hate me (Uhhh) f** yes Hip-hop is dead on this campus And I'm the suspect 101 on how to be a douche-bag: dubstep Only time I hear the womp-womp is on my nutsack What's that? Satirical rap? I f**ing love that! Filling up your can of pissed off We've got it on tap [gunshot] Ok, bong rip Long nap Come back Hit the notepad Misogynist rap Ya, been there and wrote that Now I'm broke 50k in loans cause I'm middle cla** And Hampshire's so f**ing endowed Where the alums at? Want to know a fun fact? I might transfer to UMa** tomorrow Bags only half unpacked Aw, it's sad... b**h it isn't, don't lie to me I'm so hated it might be hipster Just to say goodbye to me Hit them with the lobotomy There's got to be a way To get them to look more [bleep] Than our boyfriends try to be Hit them with the honesty I'm sick of cigarette Smoking hipsters Supporting the big business economy Shh...you hear that, I think they're on to me...(Who?) Feminists, hipsters Republicans, zombies Barricade the doors Start the fire off the pot leaf Turn the Tyler on There ain't a f**ing thing stopping me I'm an a**hole here because at home I wasn't allowed to be I was raised well By Mormons They're f**ing proud of me Until they found out That I'm into rock 'n roll And probably Have dreams about Turning the pope into clam chowder Chop chop, cut him up fine like it's powder And then I hide like Dave Chappelle Yelling white power I'm bare chested With a belt of ammunition neck Cause on my red hair There is a f**ing pink flower All the buzz made the girls Want me even harder Stepping back, tell them b**hes "I am your father" I've got it locked Keys up in my a**, don't bother But please look after your teenage daughter. (Why's that?) Because she either wants to k** me or molest me And either way I kiss her on the cheek and tell her she's the best [Outro: Sample] You boys ready for your co*k meat sandwich?