Look at the woman, she's the belle of the ball Swimming 'round in her alochol Just like an actress on a movie screen She's a phantom in a dream She always likes a drink or two To pick her up when she's feeling blue Oh, I, I think i'm falling in love With the Captain's wife Look at the captain on the party boat He got medals on his coat I'm just a gunner in your aeroplane I got nothin' but a name He always likes a drink or two A pick-me-up when he's feelin' blue Oh, I, I think i'm falling in love With the Captain's wife Look at the moon, it's terribly sad All exposed and Look at my shadow, long and tall Like a puppet on a wall I always like a drink or two To pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Oh, I, I think i'm falling in love With the Captain's wife