The Felice Brothers - Country Ham lyrics

I love candied yam Hooray for the country ham Hear the sleigh bells ring Hear Bing Crosby sing A winter wonderland I have so much to say But I never could find a way But even the blind can see All you mean to me On this Christmas day You're smoking a corn cob pipe Know that you're just my type Your legs are thin and long Your eggnog's really strong Your oranges are ripe I love apple pie I will till the day I die A snowman's in the lane He's scared of acid rain Hey man, so am I So let the chestnuts roast They want me to give a toast I promise to keep it clean Not to make a scene Or insult the host Drummer boy aint dumb He plays a rum-pum-pom-pom He marches around the trees A joyous jubilee Until his hands are numb An old man by the tree He said as he waved at me "I bet the first know well, back in Israel, was a sight to see" You're my guiding light Made me feel alright And even the blind can see All you've done for me On this Christmas night On this Christmas night