All I want to eat is cherry licorice I don't care if it sounds ridiculous Even the birds and the bees Eat how they damn well please I don't wanna work for no damn dead waitress I don't have that kind of patience Sitting around all day With never word to say Raccoons dead The city's windy All I think about is Cindy All the ladies and gents Are covered in excrement All I want to eat is cherry licorice I don't care if it sounds ridiculous Even the birds and the bees Eat how they damn well please High along the hill through the thistle Pa** the factory across the trestle The teacher slit my wrist Forever cla** I miss He was like a fire She was like a feather It was hell to live together I bid them all so long I'm happy,them days are gone All I want to eat is cherry licorice I don't care if it sounds ridiculous Even the bird and the bees Eat how they damn well please All she wants to drink is lemon spritzer She don't care with the lemon spritzer Who wants to spend their time Choking on lemon Cause I'm high on Halloween candy Cause I'm high on Halloween candy