[Link] Guess you're really gorgeous Very nearly flawless But why didn't your ma teach you to dance? Yes, you're really gorgeous Your arse should win awards, yes Why didn't your ma teach you to dance? [Verse 1] Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon Took her for dinner and then to the cinema One week, still hadn't been with her Took her out clubbing, that's when I knew Soon as she wiggled, it all seemed familiar Kerry and Lydia did something similar I've heard a rule, a line you should tread If she can't dance, she's rubbish in bed [Hook] So damn pretty Girl, can you dance? You might be witty But girl, can you dance? I'm glad you're with me But girl, can you dance? It's such a pity That girl, you can't dance [Link] [Verse 2] You might have the chat and the batty to match I'm looking good when you're sat on my life Your body is banging, I'm happy with that But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact Spilling your drink, stepping on toes A p**ycat Doll you're not, no Nobody's perfect, look at my lips But you need some lessons in shaking your hips [Hook] [Verse 3] You walk the walk and talk the talk Know how to use a knife and fork You smell just like a girl should smell Mademoiselle by Chanel Tick all the boxes except for one It's pretty important cause it says a lot The dancing box, that's where it's at Cause if you've got rhythm, you're good in the sack [Hook x2]