Hello, how are you today? I thought the vitamins would change my life I walk down the city streets I see weather reports (It's like an ice rink) Made a very, very, very big mistake Nobody's called me sir in my entire life (Nobody has ever called me sir) You gave me the best years of my life (The best years of my life) I look to the past then the left The whirlpools cascade over my face (The whirlpools cascade) And I watched Murder She Wrote At least five times The cast deserved to die The whirlpools go wider and wider Of words spoken And you gave me the best years of my life (You gave me the best years of my life) You gave me the best years of my life (You gave me the best years of my life) Weather reports It's like an ice rink Limescale In a Mediterranean retarded (?) Mediterranean it is not Three days a week I hacked my TV I miss my family in Oxford That's why I hope to get to back That's what I'm looking at That's what I'm looking forward to That's the way it goes That's the way it goes You gave me the best years of my life You gave me the best years of my life The whirlpools get wider and wider The whirlpools get wider and wider Nobody has ever called me sir in my entire life Nobody has ever called me sir in my entire life The whirlpools cascade over the smoking tent But then, anathema (?) gave up Tuesday Chino hyphen lap Cheap, crispy guitar Nobody has called me Nobody has the medium The whirlpools cascade Over widening, widening, widening Never mind Jackson What about Saxons Recording of lost London You don't deserve rock 'n' roll