The Fall - I'm Into C.B.! lyrics

Well I've never had a car Never been near a lorry Got a nasty habit of scratching my nose My codename's Happy Harry I'm into CB I've had loads of jobs For very minute lolly Creation schemes So I suppose I was lucky And the money it took To buy a CB set Took lines off my belly My codename's Cedar Plank I'm Into CB I'm Into CB At 16 I drank cheap sherry Got plastered in the stations and swing parks Off my mother I stole some money Had a treat with a bottle of Martini So sick I couldn't walk or sit Since then I've not touched it I won't bore you with tales of being greedy I'm just into CB I'm into CB My family's a weird lot My stepsister's got a horrible growth Listens to all this muzak sh** Reads Smash Hits while she's eating her tea To me it sounds like bad CB My father's not bad really He got me these wires and bits Apart from that he talks to me hardly I'm just into CB This is Happy Harry Plank from the land of waving palms calling out to Cedar Plank 477 CC There's no Code 13 In the home of chocolate city I'm having trouble with the terminology But I'm into CB I've got this letter before me It's buff with a confidential seal I'd better open it It's a fine and a formal threat I should of listened to New Face in Hell The date expired last week Up here I forget what time it is It says you're going to go when you go Or else you're for it boy If that's what you get for having a hobby Next mail you get will be mail in jail If that's what you get for having a hobby Next year mail in jail It that's what you get for having a hobby Next time I'm out I'll join a riot That's the last you'll hear for me I'll keep clear of CB Keep clear of CB