Had a run-in with boston immigration And to my name had an aversion Nervous droplets Due to sleeping tablets No beer No cigarettes Slam, spikes, gin, cigarettes Beer in ban The cops are tops Welcome to the 80s 90s Welcome to us 80s 90s I'm the big-shot original rapper But it's time for me to get off this crapper Welcome to the us 80s 90s No beer No cigarettes Spikes, gin, cigarettes Whisky Like cones of silence Welcome to the us 80s and 90s Like 50s, 1890s Kentucky dead keep pouring down By d**h stadium No more amused dressing room My ambition, but one chance in three million jack Like cones of silence Cast aside over-inflation theory of the panic insists Welcome to the us 80s 90s Look at page 19, small column, lower right-hand side Welcome to the 1980s