The Extraordinaires - Crazy Whacked Out Broad & Snyder lyrics

If I scratch your back you'll just stab me in mine, And leave me to die alone - swallowed alive in the tide, the tide, the tide You seem to think that your sh** don't stink, And you put your panties on two legs at a time, time, time Do me a favor before I depart and you Report to friends that I broke your innocent heart, heart, heart Don't forget Muttzy your yappy black dog and Take all those lawn gnomes and get them out of my yard! You b**h! You harpy! 'Cause I have grown so tired of the bullsh** And I know you're only acting up 'cause I don't push it There was a leaf on a tree and it grew higher than the rest And it was closer to the sun, and it was never second best Until the Fall withered all of the trees in its wake And it got buried under all those piles of all those leaves I raked There is a special place in Hell for the one who felt compelled TO peruse my new apartment for expensive things to sell Because he got my new computer an he got my f**ing ride But I guess that's just the price I paid to watch him burn alive