Yonder comes willy he's a pa**in on a hill he don't dress nice but he drives straight to k** Chorus: Burma Shave, Burma Shave Burma Shave, Burma Shave I bet I've seen a million roads Of them little red bow-legged signs up & down the line Come on, come on & get it, get it Pappy ain't a smart, he ain't but a-quizzin' But with one thing he knows how to keep 'em all his (chorus) (instrumental) Way down yonder by the forks of the branch The old sow whistles & the little pigs dance (chorus) (instrumental) Roses are red, violets are blue You chase me & I'll catch you (chorus