Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons you're so cool. Well, I can name a few. You could say that I'm in love. That's when you say "Alright, It's been such a long night," And you're spoken for. Guess I should have known, well I'll see you sometime soon. He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit. He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home. I'm the one whose wishin' that I can make you mine, But he's the one you'll be makin' out with tonight. Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons I'm so lame. Well, I can name a few. You could say that I'm a mess. Oh girl, I wish you were smart and I could win your heart. I'd say something nice and stare into your eyes. I'd say "I love you so!" He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit. He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home. I'm the one whose wishin' I that could make you mine. He must be doin' something right, Because he's the one you'll be makin' out with every night. I stumble out to find a reason every night. I wonder if you two are makin' out alright. I bet everything I have against it now. And I'll make out the check when I get home