The Ergs! - Obligatory Song About k**ing One's Boyfriend lyrics

Lemme tell you 'bout your stupid boyfriend He's a loser and you know its true I know you'll be disheartened if you lose him But this is something I just have to do 'Cause I've loved you since the day I first saw you Grace the floorboards of a Punk Rock Show (sorry Norb...) And I truly, absolutely adore you So you understand, he has to go I don't know exactly how to tell you this.. I'm gonna k** your boyfriend I don't know exactly how to pull it off but He's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl! Lemme tell you bout the things I'll give you I'll tell you all the things you want to hear Like about the times I kissed your picture And these feelings I get when you're near This obsession's got me pining for you It's unhealthy yeah, I gotta say But that Motherf**er really loves you So that Motherf**er has to pay [Chorus]