The End Times Spasm Band - Bertrand Hustle lyrics

If your socks don't fit so tight When you shake your feet each night Then step up, listen, ‘cause I've got the dance for you Suppose you're dancing any style One-step, two-step, sweet or wild, Except for the dance that's the dance you're gonna do That is how you Betrand Hustle A paradox of Mr. Russell It takes brains more than it takes muscle So knock that bee right out your bustle If you want to impress your date And you've heard what I relate Then do the dance that's the dance no one can do Other dances all exist But logic never gets you kissed So forget everything that's a thing you thought you knew Think of any dance you like With a partner, with a bike And do anything but the dance you're gonna do That is how you Betrand Hustle A paradox of Mr. Russell It takes brains more than it takes muscle So knock that bee right out your bustle When your proofs are yielding doubt And you find your cheeks a-pout Just do the dance that's the dance no one can do