The Dreadnoughts - Mary the One Eyed Prostitute, Who Fought the Colossal Squid and Saved Us from Certain d**h on the High Seas. God Rest Her One Eyed Soul. lyrics

We found her smoking merrily In the Balmoral Hotel And we knew she was our only One-eyed Northern Belle With Shamus up the mizzen-mast And Willie at the head Oh we set to sea A 1, 2, 3! A new fine wench in the cabin bed The kraken rising from the depths below He never counted on Mary, from the snow The sea was rolling merrily Round the shores of Bowen Isle Ah, the Swedish ba*tard sang a song That made dear Mary smile Then I gave the sailor's prayer, me boys We roared out in the rain And below the sea A 1, 2, 3! The monster heard our sad refrain The kraken rising from the depth below He never counted on Mary from the snow Oh Mary, the one-eyed cherry Dawson City, we loved her so Oh Mary, the beast was angry And you stood ready With a mortal blow! With arms the size of houses They knocked us to and fro We cursed out as the kraken Made to drag us down below And the last thing that I saw before I screamed our last good-bye Was the redhead who*e That we adored With murder in Her one good eye The kraken rising from the depths below He never counted on Mary from the snow Oh Mary, the one-eyed cherry Dawson City, we loved her so Oh Mary, the beast was angry And you stood ready With a mortal blow! The kraken rising from the depths below He never counted on Mary from the snow She was Mary, the one-eyed cherry Dawson City, we loved her so Oh Mary, the beast was angry And you stood ready With a mortal blow! God rest your one-eyed soul