Ater the flood The j**els and the blood All of the cattle Stuck in the mud Scissor me cigs What records you dig? You can start a forest fire with just a couple of twigs Acting so tough I'm calling your bluff All you really wanted was just to look good in the buff Bri, Jean and Dan Spraying on tan Saved sampled drummers Stuck in a can Stretching out my E string, staying up all night Now your pain is mine It's mine, it's mine, it's mine, it's mine Scissor me cigs, man What records you dig, man You can be a millionaire after A couple of gigs, man Acting so tough I'm calling your bluff All you ever wanted was just to look good in the buff Stretching out my E string, staying up all night Now your pain is mine It's mine, it's mine, it's mine....