The King came in, took a load off, and put his feet up Opened the bags beneath his eyes And the ocean poured out I swear it did I took his heavy face into my hands Ran my fingernails through his beard And then I bit his trembling lip Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Jesus Happy Birthday Superman Hold me through the failing weather Deviant and bound together Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar I'll bury my gluttonous nose into your hair Draw in the sweat and trouble there Your knotty locks and all that crazy history Did you know that though today might look so bad Worse than the foulest day you've had I got a secret, bunny And I know that everything is gonna be grand Congratulations cowboy Congratulations Mr. President Hold me through the failing weather Deviant and bound together Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar I of course will love you bunny Squeeze you 'til you turn to honey Gimme all your money, all your wishes, all your stars I am a greedy son of a gun You are all mine 'til I'm done You're so damn s**y when you're sad Makin' love in a bath tub I'll lay you down now the world can take a walk Leave us to our pillow talk Cooing all our eggs to slumber Goodnight sweet little bunny Goodnight Holden Caulfield Goodnight Captain Underpants Hold me through the failing weather Deviant and bound together Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar I of course will love you bunny Squeeze you 'til you turn to honey Gimme all your money, all your wishes, all your stars