The Dollyrots - Kari Equals Hottie lyrics

Met in '97 in our calculus cla** Couldn't pa**, spent my time, with this girl Learning that I'd fall for her At College Hall her parents walked her down the aisle Gave her to, the luckiest guy, in the World For all his life to have and hold Move and shake my DNA and you Spin my cells it's so centrifugal Pull me down and now I'm kissing you Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, OH Ten years later, fast forward, there's three of us In this house, watch the dogs, playing hard Jaxon's running through the yard Decorating cakes better than Martha does Out the door, to the lab, then at night Comes home to her favorite guys Move and shake my DNA and you Spin my cells it's so centrifugal Pull me down and now I'm kissing you Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh Scientist during the day but Science can't explain my love for her No vaccine for me I can't be cured Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh Kari = Hottie Wake each morning knowing that I love her more Than yesterday, but not as much, as I will Love her when tomorrow comes A mom, a friend, my wife, my love, you never cease To amaze, and surprise, endlessly How's this for a Happy Birthday