I'm half the man that i wanna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will i wash that longing man away from me Now this half's gone out for tea There's nobody home, he's left the lights on He's down the street singing abuse at everyone And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It leaves him battered and bruised Bloody and knackered and laughed upon Yeh but he's chained to no-one So it's Hangman yes i see Well i'll take a 'J' a 'U' an 'N' a 'K' an 'I' a Hey I dont wanna play anyway It's me yeh you know me I could fall in love with anyone But they should section you you nutter Napolean And when the morning comes It takes away his charms It leaves him battered and bruised Bloody and knackered and laughed upon Yeh but he's chained to no-one, no Oh no What we gonna do We got so much to do in front of us So little to loose behind but re-print old news And the louder that they whistle The less we're gonna hear For constantly we've got the call of the wild Ringing in our ears And we're chained to no-one To no-one, no So i'm half the man that i wanna be But is the other half coming on quite fast Will i wash that longing man away from me