It is a far far better thing that I do now Than I have ever done before It is a far far better place that I go to Than I have ever known before My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle Made her wiggle like a willow tree So suggestively So I suggested She protested I persisted till she said Well OK And I said Wey-hey! In or out Of one thing there can be no doubt Out or in This is not a sin It's not even original And hey, we're all individuals So let the games begin I fall in love with someone new Practically every day but that's OK It's just the price I pay For being a man (if that's really what I am) And I refuse to take it all too seriously It's such a strange activity Far too peculiar to be taken any other way Don't wait until tomorrow - do it today In out in out in out in out in out in out in out Shake it all about