[Verse 1] If I were you I'd look at me And fail to see the things I see in you If I were you And if I were you I wouldn't let The sh** you get from me Get the better of you If I were you [Pre-Chorus] Don't you ever wonder why I could never make you cry? [Chorus] Well if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The gra**, so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me [Verse 2] If I were you I wouldn't need To always read the magazines That I do That make me blue So if I were you I'd make the break Before I take my frustrations Out on you Just break on through [Pre-Chorus] Don't you ever in your dreams Take a lover and make her scream? [Chorus] Well if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The gra**, so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me Well if I were you I'd ride away To a pasture new where I could graze on The green, green gra** Of virgin country I'd live real fast and die real young You see if I were you I'd end my days In a field of stupid sheep just grazing The gra**, so succulent and sweet If I were you I'd be through with me