I rolled my eyes, burst into tears And how appropriate can you get? The details emerged, the anger surged I got to say I wish we never met Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx And I suppose it's just as well Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you You mom was mad at all your friends And vice-versa. It wasn't cool. I couldn't read your eulogy I told your dad we kind of had an office pool Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx And I suppose it's the way to go Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you We threw you a big Irish wake I know that you're Bolivian, but You always were the biggest fake We chose the path of least resistance And most fun…and most fun…and most fun Let the record show that I will fight your legend at every turn All the stories that were never true and the rep that you didn't earn I will do everything in my power to make sure that this little stunt of yours Gets you absolutely nowhere But I guess I'm really talking to myself here