I was fishin' by the side of the road Servin' up the bait for my lunch Along beside me came a mad horny toad Lookin' for some food he would munch So I grabbed the fish and tossed it in the lake Thinking he could eat what he earned And if I caught him I would cut him a break But if I didn't it was not my concern Jackpot! And I got one Got me a sweet lookin' prize today Under the son of a gun it'll make you say Jackpot! And I got an idea Got me a new kinda recipe I got the deal for the meal of the century I was walkin' by the side of the road Thinkin' I would cook me a meal Along beside me came a mad horny toad Lookin' for some food he would steal So I grabbed the fish and held it up high Knowin' toads are known for their jump Then I looked the toad right in the thighs And noticed that they looked mighty plump Jackpot! And I got one Got me a sweet lookin' prize today Under the son of a gun it'll make you say Jackpot! And I got an idea Got me a new kinda recipe I got the deal for the meal of the century I was sittin' on a chair in my home Servin' up the legs for my friends (alternate on 9/9/99: Thinkin' about the legs of my friends) They asked how I got chicken on such a small bone I told them it was simply a godsend The moral of the story is you don't ever know Who's going to want in on your fun And up to the porch came a guy I didn't know Offerin' up his money for some Jackpot! And I got one Got me a sweet lookin' prize today Under the son of a gun it'll make you say Jackpot! And I got an idea Got me a new kinda recipe I got the deal for the meal of the century