Woo-hoo! Webs on our hands and webs on our toes Lost all our hair but still we breathe through the nose Hunts in the water, carnivorous ape Swims like a porpoise, but is simian-shaped Aquatic ape Aquatic ape Aquatic ape Aquatic ape (chorus used to be: Aquatic Ape Swimmin' in the water with erotical grape Erotic Grape Swimmin' in the water with aquatical ape) Comes out of the streams and into the lake We're having fish for dinner, for heaven's sake And after dinner, we'll pick some fruit And then we'll go back, bring your swimsuit I met you in the street (yeah) and you know who I am Took you back to my place where we started to jam I looked in your eyes... then I realized Your head's pretty big, but not as big as the sky (used to be "...as big as your thighs")