Trooper McCue, fork or a spoon to finish your soup? Why do you drive at a hundred and five? Icy hill loop! Seapod is cool, she goes to school across the lake Tank talk is cheap, you graze with sheep, you take the cake Trooper, you psycho looper [used to be "you're super duper"] If I even think about it in the store Be it a poster, an alley coaster It shows up at my door Trooper, you psycho looper If I even think about it in the store Be it a poster, an alley coaster It shows up at my door Green Mountain girl, mind in a whirl, ascends up the hill Lives on a farm, protects her left arm, tries not to spill Too f*ckin' hip, she throws anyone lip, sets people straight Always on time, encephalous crime, a crime not to waste Trooper, you psycho looper If I even think about it in the store Be it a poster, an alley coaster It shows up at my door Trooper, you psycho looper If I even think about it in the store Be it a poster, an alley coaster It shows up at my door Trooper McCue, fork or a spoon to finish your soup? Why do you drive at a seventy-five? Icy hill loop! Seapod is cool. She goes to school across the lake Tank talk is cheap, you graze with sheep, you take the cake Trooper, you psycho looper If I even think about it in the store Be it a poster, an alley coaster It shows up at my door