The Dictators - I Am Right! lyrics

So tell me pretty baby, are you still talking bout yourself You're such a non-conformist, just like everybody else And if you had a heart, tell me would you use it And if you had a thought, I think you'd confuse it And if you understood exactly what I'm saying Would you have the common sense to Kiss My Ass Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right I'd like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball And then I'd take my baseball bat and knock it over the centerfield wall Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell it And if you had a life, you'd serve your time in hell Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting So it would be my pleasure to have you Kiss My Ass Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right And if there was a god, I think she'd give her blessings To every dirty deed, I would be confessing So before I knock on heaven's door please grant my last request Would you be so kind as to Kiss My Ass Cause I am right I am right I am right I am right