I'm drivin' my pickup truck I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk I drive all over town Find a little critter and I run it down Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze Turn a little animal into head-cheese Oh, it's roadk** Drivin' around in my automobile For roadk** Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill Out there by the side of the road Might be a bunny or maybe a toad It's guts are hanging out Only one eye and part of a snout I still don't think it's dead Put it in reverse and squish it's head Oh, it's roadk** Drivin' around in my automobile For roadk** Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill Roadk** Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills Roadk** k** a little critter just to get my thrill Are you gonna run 'em down right now? Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now If you drive 405 You won't find anything left alive s**in' suds while I'm makin' time Squashin' little animals flat as a dime These critters don't have a prayer I just ran over Smokey the Bear Now he's roadk** Drivin' around in my automobile For roadk** Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill Roadk** Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills Roadk** k** a little critter just to get my thrill I love roadk** Hit the lights Squeeze 'em in my sights Somebody's pet gonna need a vet Ran one over but he ain't dead yet This truck's a k**in' machine Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy I love roadk**