He used to be a star of the stage and screen but now he only sees half of everything a funny little man with straight black hair he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care So, Where'd his eye go I don't know Where did his eye go I don't know But nothing can stop him now I saw him last night on the telethon he's doing candyman with his gla**es on and then I saw him sing what kind of fool am I he whipped off his gla**es and I looked at his eye But, Where'd his eye go I don't know Where did his eye go I don't know But nothing can stop him now (Break) We really love that boy he's brought us so much joy he even used to be a goy but things are different now and I'm still wonderin how He'll keep an eye out for me now and then but does he see in 3D Where did his eye go Is it lookin at me He used to be a star of the stage and screen but now he only sees half of everything a funny little man with straight black hair he lost it in an accident but he doesn't care