The Dickies - Bowling With Bedrock Barney lyrics

he comes form a little town in bedrock just invented the wheel he's got his wife betty in a headlock he drives a boulder mobile with his friends freddy and wilma tell me how does it feel to be bowling with bedrock barney barney he is the life of the party that barney he likes his chilli con carne that barney i saw him down at the lodge meeting he was the grand wizzo and he was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles he's gonna pour some for you some cactus cooler and a steakasaurus just escaped from the zoo now i'm bowling with bedrock barney he is the life of the party he likes his chilli con carne he's such a joke he's been smoking rope there is no hope barney barney