I can't find a dame They're always the same I'm going to shame my family name 'cause i'm going h*mo I always used to flirt My feelings got hurt Now i'm going out with kurt 'cause i'm going h*mo I'm going h*mo what could i do I wouldn't give me aids if i were you Going h*mo is the way to be when you're turning Going h*mo today With my eyes in my pocket My nose on the ground People put me down 'cause i'm going h*mo I can't relate I am what i ate My lifestyle's alternate 'cause i'm going h*mo I'm going h*mo What could i do I wanna talk about it on donahue I'm going all the way to miami Going h*mo today All of the questions i don't want to ask Why did god make men with nipples - nipples on a man All of the girls i know they're bu*terballs They're all the same from the waist down When they're wearing their gowns I'm wise I'm through with telling lies Hanging out with guys I'm going h*mo And i'm still here I'm parking in the rear All the girls are shedding tears 'cause i'm going h*mo I'm going h*mo What could i say We're living in babylon today I'm going all the way to miami Goin' h*mo today