The Desert Sessions - Interpretive Reading lyrics

Do you mind telling me what is on your head Who is that said George Where are you? Right behind you said the voice Look here George looked and saw two eyes Who are you he asked the eyes Are you a ghost Huh, yes The eyes replied But I will have you call me Fred I still want to know what is on your head Oh, that Said George I'd forgotten about that It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut Please take it off Said Fred It makes your voice sound off So George took off the hat Is that better He asked Much, much, much better Fred replied You have a nice voice If you give it a chance Maybe you'll get your choice Thank you Said George Nobody ever told me that before What brings you hear Asked Fred This is no place for a boy alone Oh, but yes it is Said George What about you Why are you here It's a long story Fred replied Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you But be brief with your briefs I'm here to guard some treasure Treasure Where is that Where you least expect it The end