The Derailers - Cold Beer, Hot Women & Cool Country Music lyrics

Chop! Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair She's on her front porch and I'm on mine She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine I love hot hot women And I love cold beer I like hot hot women and cold cold beer I love red hot women and ice cold beer Yeeoh! One day is bad the next is worse The Devil gave me an awful curse He makes me crave women I can't get So, I sleep all day wake up and fret But, I love hot women And I love cold beer I like hot hot women and cold cold beer I love red hot women and ice cold beer Yeeoh-oooh! It's nights like this that I can't breathe Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam She's not too skinny but she is too fat She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer And I love hot women And I love cold beer Well, I love hot women And I love cold beer I love hot hot women and cold cold beer I love red hot women and ice cold beer