The DC3 - 1st Anniversary Intro lyrics

Consti! Pation! I don't care about my constipation! Well, ladies and gentlemen, Chad Kroeger here from Nickelback! We've come to the moment you've all been waiting for! Who is described by the critics as an "an*lly obsessed broadmate whose wife-beating anthems lurch along like a tank in a crater full of sewerage? Whose contract stipulates that any mention of the Paddle Pop Lion will cause the interview to be immediately terminated? Who has hemorrhoid cream on their rider? I don't know, but here's a message from the DC3.