The Drugs - Why March When You Can Buy It? lyrics

Cocomidopropyl Betaine Amonium Lauryal Sulphate Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride And horse tail extract This is what you wash your hair with To keep your follicles clean And give them some sheen You know what I mean Shampoo! Dextrose, Fructose, Glucose, Sugar Sodium Monofluorophosphate Zinc Citrate, Trihydrate And sugar sugar sugar sugar This is what you brush your teeth with Keeps your toothy pegs white Shiny and bright You should brush 'em each night Toothpaste! She had a leather jacket on and a green mohawk I said "Hi we've probably got some stuff in common, would you like to talk?" She said "About what?" and I said "well how about a revolution against this money driven patriarchy?" and she said "no thanks.. it sounds a little weird and besides, I'd be late for my job at the bank." Why march when you can buy it?