The Drugs - Half-Time Report lyrics

Welcome to the Burger King Half-Time Report. I'm Rowan Hypnol and what excitement! Metal vs Hip Hop, what a great contest. I Think I Know Music's in Trouble, but the Bold and the Beautiful game has something and yet Nothing for Everyone. All protests have been dismissed and as long as there's no such thing as a free kick, Why March When You Can Buy It? It's a game in two halves, so anything can happen and probably will. So as we look forward to the restart, keep your eye out for an absolutely f**-off performance from Prole, while you can expect Pam and Sam in the outer during the first half. Not to be so B.O.R.E.D. from here on in, look for that pair to emphasise the Juxtaposition of Situation Government and really force the issue as the action continues. Some believe things will keep on improving, but you just can't help thinking, Was Sport Better in the 70's?