The Cream Pies - Mug Life lyrics

[Chorus] Keep my mugs tight When I'm out in the streets I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me [Verse 1: Stevie Brock] Mug life so hard, got me contemplating brewicide Mug runneth over, so the haters want me brewcified Open mug in my car, they nervous it might burn us So these cotton-headed ninnymuggins drinking out a thermos Rio de Janeiro, frappucinos with De Niro and Pacino Casino in Reno with Dan Marino I got shooters on my team, play my Cards like Rick Pitino Chamomile in my mug like a true Los Angeleno [Verse 2: Dan Burtenshaw] Red mug, yellow mug, green mug, blue mug I be drinking rainbows, ‘cause you know that I'm a true thug No caffeine yet, I'm driving slow like a green slug All these haters pa**ing while they're giving me that mean mug Get my coffee beans straight out of Colombia Don't watch your back, I'll steal your mug right out from under ya If you like it, then you should've put a mug on it No I drink all the coffee, looking like I'm buzzed, don't it? [Chorus] Keep my mugs tight When I'm out in the streets I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me [Verse 3: Dan Cox] Yo, I'm a robot with no coffee, like C3PO I got that mug up in my hand like I'm the CEO You said to keep you warm you got to get a girl to cuddle up But all I need is some scolding hot chocolate in my cup I walk past my a**istant, throw her a little winky I got to keep it cla**y baby and hold up the pinky Oh, ouch, I burnt myself, like they freshly boiled it I really think this coffee came straight from the toilet [Verse 4: Bill Reilich} I like my coffee black, like I'm balling for the Tropics Call me Drizzy Drake, I'm ‘bout my Houstatlanta Rockets Walk up to the counter, fill my mug full of Joe Drop a couple white bricks, then I'm straight out the door Picking up them donut holes, you know I got to dive in it Dunking all day, you know that's word to Sky Diggins Starting off the day with a fresh brewed pot A bunch of white boys, but we're more gangster than you thought [Chorus] (x2) Keep my mugs tight When I'm out in the streets I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life The life chose me