The Cranberry Show - Mortimer lyrics

[Arcane] Church girl, she never worshiped Satan. I told her that I worship satin Ain't talking about the planet baby. I'm talking about that sh** you wearing Although your heart is stone as Sharon, there's no need to be a actress Just come let me explore your mind [Young Focus] Nah f** that sh** lets get this b**h up on this mattress Tell her that shes pretty, that you love her maybe we can f** Feel her up, get her liquored up and call our n***as up [Arcane] Oh damn it, here goes Mortimer [Young Focus] You bet your a** dummy Cuz me and you ain't had no a** since Juvenile had cash money [Arcane] Mortimer who let u out? And see you lying, remember Cat? [Young Focus] That b**h was fat, and matter fact I told you not to mention that [Arcane] But, but wait [Young Focus] No f** that, that I love you sh** ain't what I'm trying hear Cuz sh**, if nice guys finish last then we bringing up the rear [Arcane] Well, maybe I wanna fall in love [Young Focus] Well, maybe I wanna fall in love n***a I swear you must be gay [Arcane] If I'm gay you gay [Young Focus] Watch it cuz [Arcane] But her body's like a rose [Young Focus] And we all know that I'm a prick So me and her can see what stems when she hops up on this dick (laughs) [Arcane] Yo Mortimer your pushing it, you pushed her down [Young Focus] Don't pick her up, sh** maybe we can get some brain [Arcane] No need for brain, we're smart enough [Young Focus] No need for brain are you insane? I can't believe I'm who you are But never mind, lets go and erase all the sh** on her DVR [Arcane] What? Why? [Young Focus] (sighs) Do i got to tell you everything? Cuz then there's only p**n to watch [Arcane] I guess [Young Focus] Cool, now follow me. Here pop in this DVD [Arcane] What? Booty Talk 11. Mortimer i swear we're going to hell [Young Focus] But she's gone go to heaven Put your hands up on her neck [Arcane] No [Young Focus] n***a I said do it [Arcane] No that's just wrong [Young Focus] You's a p**y [Arcane] No, it's stupid [Young Focus] Aye, remember we were 13 with that puppy? Michael sold you one It almost drowned, who saved it? [Arcane] You [Young Focus] See n***a, you owe me one [Arcane] Ok, you win. I'll try it [Young Focus] Yes [Arcane] But where'd she go? [Young Focus] She's in the rear [Arcane] I think shes on the phone whispering [Young Focus] Shut up punk, I'm trying to hear [Arcane] Mortimer, just calm yourself [Young Focus] f** that [Arcane] No one even knows we're here [Young Focus] Then who the f** is at the door?