Let me give you some advice Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk You don't need it So don't eat it No don't eat stuff off the sidewalk No matter how good it looks You better go by the book Leave it there Don't you dare Eat stuff off the sidewalk No don't eat stuff out of garbage either or you know what'll happen to you? It's true you don't need no money Ah but you'll sure look funny On your knees, begging please You better leave your mouth at home