The Crabs - Private Eye lyrics

I know that you know Ashley And he is unabashedly flirtatious, and there's more He's out to settle a score, And it's an old score From a very long time ago He wanted me to change my stance But I decided not to take that chance And so I left his house For the very last time You could hire a Private Eye She'll tell you the reasons why I won't defect to the enemy camp Because there's nothing there for me Always thought you were so much smarter Than to end up as a martyr But you forgot what you were fighting for I know that you know Ashley And he is unabashedly persuasive, and it shows But that's about as far as it goes Because I closed that book a very long time ago You could hire a Private Eye She'll tell you the reasons why I won't defect to the enemy camp Because there's nothing there for me