The Clintons - Abercrombie Jeans lyrics

Well I know this gal from California She's as perty as a perty gal can be I know that gal knows I like her And I'm perty sure that perty gal likes me Everything's fine except for one problem She wants a big, expensive diamond on her hand And there ain't no way that I can settle down Cuz I'm playing in a rock and roll band The rock star life or a young and perty wife The question is, which one will it be? All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans Enough to drive a man like me crazy Well I like my life as a bachelor I've got a dirty house and my cooking tastes like scat I go out when I can, I always dress just like a man, I don't go nowhere without my trusty baseball cap Now that perty gal wants to take me shoppin' Buy me clothes and shoes that look real nice But I don't want to be bossed around I just want to paint the town Not paint my hair to look like Vanilla Ice The rock star life or a young and perty wife The question is, which one will it be? All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans Enough to drive a man like me crazy Well I like that gal from California But I'm afraid that I'll just have to move along Live my life up on the stage Play guitar like Jimmy Page Taking candy from a stranger is just plain wrong. I've got my G-string on and I'm lookin' for love G-string G-string The rock star life or a young and perty wife The question is, which one will it be? All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans Enough to drive a man like me crazy The rock star life or a young and perty wife The question is, which one will it be? All the groupies in their teens with their Abercrombie Jeans Enough to drive a man like me crazy Abercrombie Jeans