The Claypool Lennon Delirium - Captain Lariat lyrics

[Verse 1] Have you seen Captain Lariat as he saunters round the room Chasing spiders with a broom fending off impending doom Have you seen Captain Lariat, he's bounding round the bend With his band of salty men he's at it once again Captain Lariat he's a dentist on the side And a little dash of nitrous helps to send him on his ride Have you seen Captain Lariat he is flying his flag high Sipping Templeton Rye there's a glaze upon his eye Have you seen Captain Lariat, he fights the noble fight Gallivating through the night just to irritate the right Captain Lariat he's a dentist on the side And a little crack of amyl helps to send him on his ride [Chorus 1] Although he's never held commission, commandeered a rescue mission In his mind he's above the cut He's Captain Lariat He's Captain Lariat He's Captain Lariat [Verse 2] Have you seen Captain Lariat with his tattoo of Sean Penn He's happy once again he's a man among his men Hooray for Captain Lariat, he's mindful of the helm When he cruises through your realm, he's bound to overwhelm When he gets there he's an oh so fancy gent Never concerned about the effort or the money that he's spent [Chorus 2] Although he's never held commission he's seen it on reality television In his mind he's above the cut He's Captain Lariat He's Captain Lariat He's Captain Lariat