there's a part of me which hopes that christians got it right that god is real and hell exists where sinners burn 'cause then i know we'll meet again upon some flamelit starless night chained side by side to stand in line and wait our turn i'd love to spend eternity in purgatory with you each breath of living d**h evokes a sweet nightmare it's true forever wracked with torment seems a paltry price to pay if they'll let me be your devil for a day 'tis often said the good die young that's how we'd live so long and none deserve damnation more that we so i'll raise a hearty toast when i feel my bu*tocks roast glad just knowing you're there suffering with me your pretty pleas for mercy i'm afraid will be in vain we compliment each other like the martyr and his pain my soul hangs in the balance let them have their wicked weigh if they'll let me be your devil for a day love is blind unkind and stupid just another stunt for cupid? vile in the games we play purple patch black lines betray humans are such futile creatures shallow minded and capricious underhanded cruel deceitful hell is merely other people they'll torture me without restraint i'll take it all make no complaint a smile across my broken face will play if they'll let me be your devil in my duties i would revel if they'll let me be your devil for a day