The Cisco Kid - Pizzaman lyrics

(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not) In the morning I go down to eat breakfast I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast She brings me only one piece I tell her I want to piece She said go to the toilet I say you dont understand I wanna piece on my plate She said you better not piss on your plate you son of a b**h I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b**h I dont need this sh**! Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant The waitress brings me a spoon and a knive But no fork I tell her i wanted a fork She telling me everybody want a f** I say you dont understand I wanna fork on my table She says you better not f** on the table you son of a b**h I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a b**h I dont need this sh**! So I go back to my room in a hotel And there are no sheets on the bed Called the manager and tell him I want a sheet He says go to the toilet I say you dont understand I wanna sheet on my bed He says you better not sh** on my bed you son of a b**h I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you' I say 'piss on you too you son of a b**h, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench' I dont need this sh**!