The Choir - If I Had A Yard lyrics

If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard If we had a yard If we had a yard On a sunny day I would play croquet In the early spring You could grow green things (and purple flowers) Should the children frown We would hose them down If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard If we had a yard If we had a yard Sleep outside at night When the Moon is bright Watch the laundry wave Dig the dog a grave (in the garden?) Drink the acid rain 'Til we go insane If I had a yard I would play in it We could play in it If we had a yard If you had a yard If I had a yard