The Choir - Mr. Chandler lyrics

(People don't travel with pens anymore) Now I must have a word with Mr. Chandler Your ticket has been modified, Mr. Chandler The K has been changed Crudely to a T It is my obligation, my responsibility Kim could your wife; she could be your sister Such is my life I must inform you Mister Chandler Mr. Chandler You've got a fraudulent ticket A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler Mr. Chandler You've got a fraudulent ticket At last we got to Winnipeg Manitoba Drive into the wilderness And played the show We found a pair of boats And rowed out on that lake Fired up four smoky treats Joked about the day Kim could be your niece Your Aunt Your daughter We howled like ghouls on that cool black water Chandler Mr. Chandler You've got a fraudulent ticket A fraudulent ticket, Mr. Chandler Mr. Chandler You've got a fraudulent ticket I cannot let you fly I cannot let you fly (Flight 144 to Saskatchewan boarding now) Mr. Chandler...