The Charlie Daniels Band - Cowboy Hat in Dallas lyrics

Crain-Daniels-DiGregorio-Gavin-Hayward Well there ain't no grapes in California, and there ain't no spuds in Idaho Ain't no snow in Minnesota, they don't get hot in El Paso And there ain't no baked beans up in Boston, and no river in St. Lou Ain't no grizzlies in Alaska and the Astrodome is blue And there ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you Well there ain't no M in Ma**echusetts, and there ain't no K in Kankakee And there ain't T in Tallaha**ee, there ain't no B.S. in D.C. Ain't no beer in Bogalusa, ain't no beach in Malibu Ain't no cars in Carson City, ain't no water in Waterloo And there ain't a guitar pick in Nashville if I ain't in love with you [BRIDGE:] How am I gonna make you see that all I wanna do is make you mine You won't believe a word I say so I'm just gonna try it one more time One more time And there ain't no tide in Tuscaloosa, no jambalaya in Lafayette And there ain't no oil in Oklahoma, and Arizona's soakin' wet And I ain't ever givin' up in spite of all you put me thru I'm gonna tell ya one more time, baby you know it's true Ain't a Chevrolet in Detroit if I ain't in love with you [SOLO] You won't believe a word I say so I'll just have to try it one more time One more time Well there ain't no mountains in Montana, ain't no pines in Caroline And there ain't rivers in Mississippi, ain't no Mason-Dixon Lines, and ya know that's fine Ain't no longhorn cows in Texas, ain't no streets in Kalamazoo Ain't no losers in Las Vegas, ain't no creeks in Caribou Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you