The Chancellor - That's Why I'm Rich lyrics

[Intro: IATG] Hello... can I speak to, uh.. Yeah, you know who you are (KLONOPIN!) You got no idea what ya dealing with I'm full of nutrients, that's why I'm rich Popped champagne is worth less than my dick My real name is Richard and: [Hook - IATG] That's why I'm rich... That's why I'm rich... That money right there? That's why I'm rich That's why I'm rich That money right there? [IATG] I'm richer than the richest, tighter than the tight My b**h think I'm an airplane 'cuz I'm flyer than a kite My pants are so expensive I fit stacks in my jeans b**h I'm so rich that I fit stacks in my genes I spit harder bars than a Pez Dispenser I'll make the club light up like an overhead projector I got so much paper, you would think that I was global I got so much paper this sh** looks like Barnes and NOBLE [J-Franks] Woke up this morning to see all this money I'm among The best part of this sh** is that I'm wylin' cause I'm young What kind of 16-year-old wear a Rolly? If you don't know one, then you don't me! Now how about we fix that up a bit The name's J-Franks and I like to rub up on ya tits Surrounded by the p**y cause a n***a gotta eat I heard you got a PJ, n***a I just bought a fleet This how I grow green, you finagle to get yours My rap sheet is clean, the only crime is I want more Don't worry 'bout it man, I promise I won't snitch I'll keep rhymin in the meanwhile, cause you know... [Hook] [SupaDupaJesus] Motherf**er I walk hard, call me Dewey Cox (Swag!) b**h left me with that condensation dick...dewey co*ks (Blue Balls!) Got 2 icy Scrooge, Duck Tails chainz, call em dewey rocks (Disney!) Hold down da corner wiff da strong arms...Louie BLOCKS (LEGOS!) Listen to Diddy...y'all can't multi-task (Remix!) Not me...check the safe...multi-bags! (Of Money!) Damn, man, check yo wardrobe...multi-rags (NO SWAG!) So, so, so check my resume...MULTI SWAG (SO MUCH SWAGGG!!!) [Hook] [Chancellor] I'm rich 'cuz I'm Ricardo and I roll in a Gallardo Cash follows the whip like you're a dominatrix, snotty ho Put some clothes on so you can rake that dough Still not on my level; with money, I'm a commando pro I'm so wealthy that I have napkins of gold mined from Cali So ballin', protection money's comin' from the Federales My cash-laden hound will make your pedigree a common b**h I am the paragon of American greed; that's why I'm rich! [Hook] [Stormium] Flyer than Canadian tire, but I'm higher than Remy Tighter than your b**h, but that's before she wit me You know where I'm from, got bills like monopoly Mix in Grade A syrup with my broccoli, don't copy me Doctor without borders, inspect that rectum while I tap her Got more pages than Infinite Jest, you know I make paper like Chapters My bank account's like... f**, a million million million bucks And even then, my wallet's got bills like a trillion ducks