[Verse 1:] Hey, life is like a box of tissues You gonna cry before you get through, then you're dead Maybe you'll find love and two or three friends But I'll bet you want to be someone else You want to be a star The world's so sh**ty but you know you're smart And you try so hard, but all you ever do is get so far It's like you were set up from the top But when life is over it stops [Hook:] So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bath tub with some water Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or Turn your keys on in your Ford Focus And as the garage door opens This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over [Verse 2:] You, waiting for someone to come and rescue Everyone you know has left you, you are a stray But hey, it's like that bling one eighty two song Six months and your memory's gone, they'll forget you The world broke your heart Left you sitting here, broke down crying And your f**ed up arm looks like feelings that you can't get out You might have a fresh start But why's it always this hard? [Hook:] So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bath tub with some water Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or Turn your keys on in your Ford Focus And as the garage door opens This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over So, baby, get the toaster, fill the bath tub with some water Stick a metal kitchen fork inside a socket in the wall or Turn your keys on in your Ford Focus And as the garage door opens This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, this whole dead end life is over This whole dead end life is over, this horrendous life is over This horrendous life is over, but it ain't ever f**ing over It ain't ever f**ing over, no, it ain't ever f**ing over